Welcome to America.

You had a tough life in the country you came from.  So, you decided to come to America, where the living is easy and the streets are paved with gold.
But, now you're here.  Nothing is the same.  Everything is different.  The people, the language, the customs, the laws. 
You want to be in America, but the flag offends you.
You want to be free in America, but the freedom of others offends you.
You want to have your religion, but the religions of others offends you.
You want to have your own customs, but the customs of others offends you.
You want to have your "special" foods, but the diets of others offend you.
You want to be offended, but when you offend others, it is "racism".
You want to speak your mind, but when others do that you are enraged.
You want to feel superior, but when others don't acknowledge that superiority, you are offended.
You somehow manage to emigrate which costs thousands of dollars from a country where the annual income is in the hundreds of dollars. 
You somehow manage to return to your fabled homeland at least once a year, at the cost of more thousands of dollars. 
Americans laws, customs and history can never measure up to your fabled homeland,  yet here you are.  Uninvited, ignorant, hostile and dangerous (to women and small children, anyway).
A fair fight is a concept foreign to you, superior numbers is a requirement for you to drop the facade.
Rape is condoned and even encouraged by your customs.  But in America they are "intolerant".
Pederasty is condoned and even encouraged by your customs.  But in America they are "intolerant".
The American government has been perverted for decades by anyone with enough money.  Get in line.
The American press is perverted by socialists and easily manipulated with certain words, like "racist" and "Islamophobe".
The same applies to the European countries your people are already destroying.
But a great man once said, "America is a sleeping giant that when awakened will be filled with a terrible resolve." (I paraphrase)
You came to America.. We welcomed you.  Repay our kindness.  Become Americans.
Because Americans just want to be free, not subjects to tyrants or religions or any government, including our own.  You are welcome to be free along with us.